Google Analytics is a Dumpster Fire. We Make It Useful.

You don’t need another dashboard. You need direction.

We turn your GA4 data into a plain-English growth plan—delivered monthly, no digging required.

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GA4 Wasn’t Built for You.

It’s a maze of meaningless charts and cryptic metrics. You want to know what’s working. What’s not. And what to do next. We give you that—in one email, every month.

Why Google Analytics Feels Like Punishment:

  • It’s overwhelming by design.
  • It hides the stuff that matters.
  • It speaks a language no one asked for.
  • It gives you data, not decisions.
  • It was made for analysts—not builders, marketers, or founders.
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Finally—Analytics That Make Sense

We don't give you more data.
We give you answers.

When You Leave GA4 Jail

Crystal-Clear Growth Plan

Every month, receive a plan that shows exactly what's working, what's broken, and what to do next.

Actionable Insights

No dashboards. No guesswork. No jargon. Just clear steps you can implement right away.

Discover Hidden Goldmines

Uncover the pages and content driving real value that you might have missed in GA4's complexity.

Visitor Behavior Patterns

Understand what brings people to your site, what makes them stay, and what causes them to leave.

Performance Tracking

See the real impact of your marketing efforts with clear before-and-after metrics that matter.

Time-Saving Analysis

Stop spending hours trying to decode GA4. We do the hard work so you can focus on growth.

We’ve All Been There

You open GA4.
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You squint at a chart.
💥
You close the tab.

Stop Drowning in Data.
Start Growing on Purpose.

You don’t need more charts—you need a plan.

We turn your GA4 chaos into clear, actionable steps that grow your traffic, content, and conversions.

No dashboards. No guesswork. Just answers.

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What Clarity Feels Like

Here’s what shows up in your inbox:
  • Your blog post on X is driving 60% of your organic traffic—double down.”
  • Your homepage bounce rate jumped 18%—here’s why.”
  • You’re getting unexpected traffic from Reddit—capitalize on it.”
  • Your pricing page traffic dropped 22% last week—you changed the headline. That’s why.
  • Your “How it works” page is converting better than your homepage—swap the order in your nav.
  • Your top blog post has no internal links—you’re leaving traffic on the table.
  • You’re getting clicks from a podcast mention—add a landing page before it disappears.
  • Your bounce rate is fine—but your time-on-page is tanking—your intro’s too long.
  • Your email list is growing fastest on Tuesdays—double down on that send day.
  • Your top converting traffic source is direct—you’re not tagging your links. Fix that.
  • Your product page loads 2.3s slower on mobile—you’re bleeding conversions.
  • You’re ranking for a keyword you didn’t target—write a follow-up post now.
  • Your returning visitors are mostly from one blog post—turn it into a lead magnet.
That’s not a dashboard. That’s a growth plan.

We don’t just show you the data. We tell you what it means—and what to do next.

When You Leave GA4 Jail

Clear Action Steps

“Fix this page.” “Double down on this topic.” “Ignore this channel.” You’ll know exactly what to do—and why.

Content Goldmines

Find the hidden pages driving the most value. Then clone their success.

Visitor Insights

See what brings people in. What makes them bounce. What keeps them coming back.

Growth Opportunities

Spot overlooked channels, keywords, and segments that are already working—just underutilized.

Time-Saving Analysis

No more spending hours in GA4 trying to reverse-engineer your own funnel.

Performance Tracking

We tell you what worked. What didn’t. And what changed.

Simple, Transparent Pricing

Choose between monthly subscription or lifetime access.

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Growth Plan

For businesses that want to grow their traffic and revenue.

$49/month

What's included:

  • Monthly reports
  • Actionable growth moves
  • 24-hour email support
  • Traffic trends
  • Content insights
  • Advanced exports
  • Cancel anytime

Get started today with clear, actionable analytics insights.

How It Works

1. Connect Your Google Analytics

Just add our AI agent’s email to your GA account. That’s it. No setup. No code. No stress.

2. Let Our AI Do the Dirty Work

Our agent digs through the mess, pulls what matters, and explains it in plain English—with a clear list of what to do next.

3. Get a Custom Growth Plan, Every Month

On the 1st of each month, we’ll email you a report you’ll actually want to read. Traffic insights, SEO wins, growth moves—all from your own data.

Google Isn't Going to Fix This

Users are begging Google for help

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Locked Thread

"Why, oh why, can't Google simply add some of the basic default reports from UA in GA4?"

— Real user complaint, locked by Google

While Google continues to ignore these issues, we're building the solution you actually need.

Meet the Founders

Building Better Apps and Telling Better Stories, Together

Founders Kerry and Kirill

Kirill: A tech-first founder who’s built and sold companies in AI, design, and consumer tech.

Kerry: A marketer who’s led teams at major tech companies and helped launch products used by millions.

"We built this after spending 40 hours trying to answer one simple question: 'What's working?' GA4 gave us 17 charts. None of them helped."

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