From Analytics to Action. Every Month. In Plain English
You Don’t Need Another Damn Report. You Need Direction. We Turn Your Analytics Into a Plan You Can Actually Use
GA4Hell uses AI to turn your Google Analytics into simple, human advice—so you always know what’s working, what’s not, and what you can do to grow your business.
Tired of Wasting Time in Google Analytics?
Get early access and be the first to turn your data into a monthly growth plan—no dashboards required.
We're onboarding new users quickly while perfecting the experience.
Google Analytics is a Dumpster Fire
The problem with Google Analytics today:
- It’s overwhelming by design. You’re dropped into a sea of charts, menus, and metrics with zero guidance.
- It hides the stuff that matters. Want to know what’s working? Good luck clicking through five layers of reports.
- It speaks a language most people don’t. Engagement rate? Events per session? It’s noise without context.
- It never tells you what to do. There’s no next step. No plan. Just more data.
- It’s made for analysts—not marketers, founders, or busy people building a business.
Understand Your Data. Grow Your Business.
You don't need to be a data analyst.
You don't need to open Google Analytics ever again.
You don't even need to wonder what's working.
We'll tell you.
We take the mess of your analytics, make it clear, and send you a monthly plan to grow your traffic, improve SEO, and move faster.
No dashboards. No guesswork.
Just the next right move—in your inbox every month.
Data-driven growth
Analytics that actually make sense
What good is data if you don't know exactly how to use it to grow your traffic and your business?
Clear Action Steps. Turn complex data into simple "do this next" instructions that immediately improve your site's performance.
Content Goldmines. Discover which pages secretly drive your business and learn how to create more of your most valuable content.
Visitor Insights. Understand exactly why people visit your site, what they're looking for, and how to keep them coming back.
Growth Opportunities. Spot hidden patterns in your traffic that reveal untapped markets and audience segments.
Time-Saving Analysis. Stop wasting hours trying to understand analytics - get straight to the actions that matter.
Performance Tracking. See which changes actually work with clear before/after metrics that prove your progress.
What Happens When Your Data Finally Makes Sense
More Traffic, Less Guessing
Double down on what's working. Cut what's not. Your next growth move gets obvious.
Smarter SEO That Drives Results
Whether it's optimizing existing pages or expanding into high-opportunity topics, we'll show you where the traffic is hiding.
Higher Conversions Without Redesigning Everything
Find the weak spots in your funnel—fix your CTAs, improve key pages, and keep more users moving forward.
Faster, Smarter Decisions
No more hours in GA. Just the answers you need, and the plan to act on them.
A Clearer Path to ROI
Stop spending blindly. Know what channels, pages, and content are actually delivering results.
More Time for Work That Matters
You shouldn't have to be your own analyst. We handle the data. You get the direction.
Simple, Transparent Pricing
Choose between monthly subscription or lifetime access.
Monthly
Perfect for businesses with ongoing analytics needs
What's included:
- Monthly analytics reports
- Actionable growth recommendations
- Email support within 24 hours
- Traffic trend analysis
- Content performance metrics
- Custom dashboards
- Cancel anytime
Lifetime
Best value for long-term commitment
What's included:
- Everything in Monthly
- Lifetime access to reports
- Priority email support
- Advanced data exports
- Custom integrations
- Future updates included
- One-time payment
Get started today with clear, actionable analytics insights.
How It Works
1. Connect Your Google Analytics
Just add our AI agent’s email to your GA account. That’s it. No setup. No code. No stress.
2. Let Our AI Do the Dirty Work
Our agent digs through the mess, pulls what matters, and explains it in plain English—with a clear list of what to do next.
3. Get a Custom Growth Plan, Every Month
On the 1st of each month, we’ll email you a report you’ll actually want to read. Traffic insights, SEO wins, growth moves—all from your own data.
Meet the Founders
Building Better Apps and Telling Better Stories, Together
Kirill: A tech-first founder who’s built and sold companies in AI, design, and consumer tech.
Kerry: A marketer who’s led teams at major tech companies and helped launch products used by millions.
“This tool is what we wished we had: clear, no-nonsense answers pulled straight from your data, delivered in plain English.”
Tired of Wasting Time in Google Analytics?
Get early access and be the first to turn your data into a monthly growth plan—no dashboards required.
We're onboarding new users quickly while perfecting the experience.